floppy dorito

It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.

Person 1: How was it man?
Much cooler Person 2: Man, we hit all three sides of the Floppy Dorito.

by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

Flossy

Nickname for Brooklyn Neighborhood; Canarsie.

Given because Canarsie AKA Scam Capital, residents are know to "Floss" (show off) expensive cars, clothes, & accessories.

Also know as "The Floss"

You from the Flossy?

by Flossy Miz December 22, 2017

floppy dolphin

1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.

Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?

Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins

by Lations September 24, 2007

Flossy on a budget

Creating the illusion that you're living a life of luxury, but secretly cutting corners to do so.

He always eats at the fanciest restaurants............but orders the spaghetti with meat sauce?..........he is trying to be flossy on a budget" or "They are trying to be flossy on a budget by staying in Cabo for a week.............at the Motel 6.

by motorola2009 November 26, 2010

fuck you flip-flops

1) wearing an article of clothing incongruent with one's social status. 2) wearing an article of clothing inappropriate to one's environment, esp. informal attire in a formal environment.

1) a CEO wearing flip-flops. 2) wearing pajamas to court.

“Sorry, but my Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag.” (The Social Network.)

by nonvoxpop October 26, 2010

floppy fox

Post-sex celebration in which you raise your hands up in the air and wiggle your dick around like a propeller.

Dude, I had such good sex last night I had to do the floppy fox after my girl fell asleep.

by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013