floorward

The direction that is in the direction of the floor, be it a dance floor or linoleum. Not necessarily down.

let's move floorward everybody!
My overly drunken friend is certainly headed floorward soon.

by jellywerker July 26, 2009

Floornicate

verb: meaning to have sex on the floor. Noun version is floornication

Man her ass is so fine I want to throw her down and floornicate with her

by Skoalreaver October 5, 2009

Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

by theFANUM February 12, 2010

floorals

the best tiktoker ever and ur lucky if they’re your mutual 😽😽🤪🤪🤪😵 💫😵 💫😆😆🤤🤤

person 1:bro floorals is my mutual I’m so blessed
person 2: woah bro ur so lucky

by swagnessswag June 15, 2021

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

flooracotomy

An emergency thoracotomy performed on a patient on a hospital floor, as opposed to in the trauma bay. Performed almost exclusively at Jamaica Hospital in Queens, New York. The procedure has essentially no indication, except perhaps the case where an admitted patient gets shot on the wards, which may in fact happen at Jamaica. An optional technique is to enlist the patient's roommate as first assistant.

Dude, on rounds last night that gomer in 301B was pulseless, so we had to perform a flooracotomy. Does anyone have any extra meal tickets?

by Horst Depp October 18, 2009

floorganize

to use the floor of your workspace to file, order, organize materials

If your looking for the records for John Doe in my office, they are floorganized.

by Elios26400 April 27, 2015