flogging the dolphin

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011

Flogging Molly

The Greatest band in the world, they have the best combinations of instrumensts ever. If you havent ever heard these guys play.....you havent lived. Do yourself a favor and download one of their songs.....like....Devil Dance Floor.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Flogging Molly Dude

Either looks like or is a fan of the Irish punk rock band Flogging Molly. Distinguished by Innes Skateboards or gear, fedoras or newsboy caps or Flogging Molly t-shirts. Irish Punks with class. More recent than the Pogues, more serious than the Business, and better songs than Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly Dudes often have good taste in bands and don't give a shite if it plays much on the radio. To be described as a Flogging Molly Dude is never an insult. At a party, the Flogging Molly Dude can always outdrink, outfight, outwit, and outlast anyone and then ends up with all the hot chicks.

Shannon was hanging out with this lame-assed wannabe rapper until these Flogging Molly Dudes showed up at her party. One look at them and she dropped her man like a bad habit.

Next thing you know, she is drinking Guinness and singing, "Devil's Dance Floor" like she's staright outta Ireland.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

fonging

Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...

"One more word, and i will give you the fonging of your life."

by lucly110 February 18, 2004

Fonging

To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.

When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry

by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004

flogging molly

An awesome 6 man and 1 girl Irish Punk band that started in LA. They mix (very well i mite add) irish folk and punk together to make some of the best drinking songs. Great lyrics refering to their wars and the oppression by England. Very patriotic to ireland. They bring out the Irish in everyone.
If your gonna downl...i mean buy a song by them, i strongly recommend Black Friday Rule, Whats Left of the Flag, and Devil's Dance Floor.

Dude, flogging molly fuckin rocks. FUCK THE ENGLISH!!!!

by blackfireruler October 27, 2007