flonger

its better than a flange

you can do it you flonger!

gooarrrn my flonger!

by ishie and guy June 2, 2009

flonderpuss

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.

"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."

by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

Flonge

You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.

Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.

by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019

Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Flonker

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

by mimus September 11, 2008

flowcember

flow=long and or curly hair. the 12th month in the year that consists of worshipping and the growing of sick flow. only 10% of people truly master sick flow, the other 90% just end up looking like a grimy greaser.

flow montana, troy polamalu, young gretzky, lil wayne, pink flowd, ramflow, johny depp from blow, chuck norris, billy rae cyrus, young mario flowpez

question:hey bro are u attending flowcember this year?
answer: yea bro

by product of canada December 4, 2010

Flonge

When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.

'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'

by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014