Flobjob

A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke

Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs

by D-O Double May 3, 2011

Floobs

flat ass, drooping, saggy boobs

Rose, put a shirt on, I don't want to see those scary floobs!

by Atia February 24, 2008

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

flooby

Messed up, not functioning correctly. Said of hair, clothes, political situations. Basically synonymous with "there is something amiss with..."

"Did you just wake up? Your hair is all flooby."

"This cd is flooby. Try wiping it with a clean cloth."

by throatie November 24, 2006

Flotobea

Fat in belly that can be used as a pillow

Bros got a human goose flotobea

by ThiccusGlizzus June 5, 2023

Flowjob

When a girl uses her feet to hold your dick steady while she gives you a blowjob.

Things got a bit weird when she wrapped her feet around my dick and started giving me a blowjob. Kinda like a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!

by Let it Raine October 15, 2020

flobjob

When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.

Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.

by Dolemite Pimpalicious January 7, 2008