by Meowmix June 4, 2015
Get the Flood my basement mug.When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair
by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the Butt Flood mug.the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".
the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.
flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.
the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.
flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.
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-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.
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-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.
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-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.
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-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.
-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.
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-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.
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-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.
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-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.
by dartmouthprescott November 18, 2009
Get the flodge mug.The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013
Get the Floodgate Turd mug.When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.
Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.
Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/
Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/
by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014
Get the Flash Flood Dump mug.Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.
by ChadillacRex October 11, 2017
Get the Mud Flood mug.When people walk around like they have things they don't. People that show off to much of what they do have.
Another nigga car,Another nigga clothes
Niggas be flodging on these videos
But watch when that true gun fold
Niggas be flodging on these videos
But watch when that true gun fold
by LDee February 21, 2009
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