Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014

Float

Getting High....Smoking Weed...like stoning or blazing

Let's float this weekend at my place

by Bob Marley's cousin Dick June 10, 2013

float

In poker:

to call a bet in position with a weak hand with the intention of taking the pot away from the opponent on a later betting round.

I floated him on the flop then, when he checked the turn, I jammed and he stacked

by Atavachron July 28, 2010

Floating

The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)

Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already

by Urban Dictionary October 5, 2006

float

v. to go fast
esp. as in cars

If I had a Camaro SS, I could float everywhere.

by Cosmic Truckaz October 17, 2003

float

Someone who likes to be pleasured with whipped cream.

Stacey's a float. Last night we went through seven bottled of whipped cream, it was hot.

by gruetzmacher October 25, 2009

float

A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.

The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006