a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69

“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”

by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021

back teeth are floating

When somebody has to pee so bad that the urine has filled their whole body all the way up to the back of the mouth and makes the back teeth float in urine

I had to piss so bad that my back teeth are floating

by KevlarKev October 28, 2007

Floating Teeth

What happens when it is dark and there is a black person and all you see is their teeth smiling.

Look at this nigga walkin over here. Here comes floating teeth.

by JizzayMizzay January 6, 2011

Floating Spit

When someone salivates in the air, causing the wind to carry it away into the wondrous atmosphere.

"Omg, Maria i swear there was floating spit outside in the parking lot of Target."

by Hannah0072 November 27, 2011

High Floater

1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to)
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking

*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.

"That party was lame as fuck so I fucked a girl in his moms bed, left a high floater, and took some beer from the fridge on my way out."

by Boomstyx March 4, 2003

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014