Harriett Fitzgerald

Harriett is thickkkk, she is the best person you will come across, she loves to have fun, she's also a crackhead when she wants to be.
If anyone is picking on you you can depend on this girl for having your back. If you mess with her, be prepared to get tackled to the ground cuz this girl doesn't tolerate bitches (like girls named Ella if ykyk)
If you come across a Harriett KEEP HER! or you will regret it

She's an amazing person, beautiful, talented, amazing friend, good at all sports and just an all-around great girl.
KEEP HER !!!!!!!

BOY: Omg did you see Harriett Fitzgerald at that party
BOY 2: Yesss bruh she's thick ass

by noonammmeee May 18, 2020

Fitzmaurice

someone who adores themselves and loves staring into mirrors when they do "certain" activities. They are also very Irish.

Check out that Fitzmaurice; so hot!

by pssdkc February 4, 2010

Fitzmas

"Fitzmas" is the atmosphere of excitement and anticipation preceding the conclusion of Patrick Fitzgerald's grand jury investigation into the Bush regime's treason and perjury.

My Fitzmas list has expanded from just Scooter and Rove; I secretly hope I get a Cheney indictment or resignation because I've been a very good boy this year.

by Reilly-o November 1, 2005

fitzmagoo

A derisory moniker for Federal Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, the prosecutor looking into the possible leaking of CIA employee Valerie Plame's possible undercover status by someone in the Bush administration. Has also indicted Cheney Chief of Staff Lewis 'Scooter' Libby for various charges. Recalls the comic figure Mr. Magoo, who was so vision-impaired he could barely see his own nose. Used by those that see Fitzgerald as incompetent.

'Fitzmagoo' today announced new subpoenas for news reporters involved in the Plame leak case.

by germo June 11, 2006

fitzsimmons

The cutest ship (consisting of Agent Jemma Simmons and Agent Leo Fitz) on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that broke everyone after Ward dumped them into the water.

Fitzsimmons is so adorable yet so painful.

by marvelled March 1, 2015

Fitzsimmons

When a guy ignores a "group" of friends for several months on end. Typically, because he has fallen in love with a busted broad who the group rejects.

"Elliott you fucker, you've completely pulled a Fitzsimmons on us for that fat fuck..."

by Fallopian Overload October 8, 2006

Old Fitzgerald

When you give a girl a mouth full of bourbon in the back of a van, after she's sat in a barrel, while watching two donkeys have sex.

I gave Rita the "Old Fitzgerald" in the back of a van in Kentucky.

by Megopado April 12, 2010