flippery

An adjective used to describe a house that has obviously been bought, renovated, and is now being flipped. The obvious sign of a flip house is the myriad architectural elements that have been tacked on to give it character. An example: A 1950's brick ranch house. It will have a non-matching addition added onto the back. It will be painted "buff" or other neutral color to appeal to yuppies. They will tack on some cedar-shake siding so it has a Cape Cod look, and then some copper flashing so it has some Loire Valley feel, then some river-stone stonework around the foundation for that New England country feel, a couple of bogus columns that supposedly support the front stoop for that Old South look, and for the finale, a redwood pergola placed on the front of the house for that Pacific Northwest feel. Very, very tacky...and soooo very obvious.

Muffy: Oh Skip, what a charming neighborhood. All this old-time charm. I just love this cute, authentic mill village. How artsy!

Skip: Oh Muffy, you're so right! These quaint old neighborhoods are so rare nowadays. I love it!

Muffy: Oh no, Skip. What is that God-awful monstrosity??? Did it fall to earth from some other planet? It's twice the size of these other houses and it's taking up the whole damn yard. Gross. It's ruining the neighborhood.

Skip: Yeah...it's totally flippery. Let's go buy a condo instead.

by Greyborzoi August 5, 2008

flippery

When a surface is so slippery you are in danger of flipping.

that sidewalk was so flippery i had to take out the blowtorch to melt the ice

by d5o1e June 25, 2016

Flipperty-Flap

When you grab your flipper and smack you girls flaps so hard

I just Flipperty-Flap my gf

by TheGoatLord December 6, 2016

Flippity floopin’

When you (a female) put your thumb in your anus and your finger (usually your middle finger) in your vagina while you pee. May be used either on the toilet or on another person.

I was flippity floopin’ by myself until I met Todd, now he wants to flippity floop together.

by OnceUponAnUrban June 22, 2019

flippity jippity

Used as an expression. Another way of saying “what the frick/fuck?”

“I forgot to hand in my assessment. Flippity jippity!”

by backseatwindow May 18, 2022

Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

by SpaceyHawk220 January 7, 2018

flippity flop

Another word for fuck. A nicer way for a person to say the F word.

Girl: Omg I just went to the bathroom on the floor.
Friend: Holy flippity flop! What do we do?

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015