Flanders

Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.

I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.

by phantom004 November 5, 2005

flanders

The half hairs that stick out from your ponytail that are because eo ripping your hair out from wearing ponytails.

My flanders were sticking up today, so I hairsprayed them down.

by Amiee the goat January 11, 2019

Flanderer

A person who flits from potential mate to potential mate flirting, showing off, and generally displaying swag. Not necessarily a negative term, simply a word to characterize a set of actions.

Oh gosh, what a flanderer!

by Clapforthunder June 3, 2014

Flender

A differen't way of calling someone cool or fashionble. There are different degrees of flender and types.

She has musical flender.

You have flender all around you.

His shoes gives him flender.

by tunabreath October 17, 2008

flanderize

1. To speak in the upbeat, euphemistically nonsensical style of the character "Ned Flanders" on the TV show "The Simpsons"
2. To censor, recreate, or rearrange one's living space, language, or appearance as to not offend those with very conservative religious or moral standards.

1. He flanderized when he said that the party was a howdly-doodly-humdingeroo.
2. My boyfriend's mother is a priest, so we have to flanderize our house when we know she is coming over to visit.

by AddieE. April 27, 2006

Flandering

The act of proselytizing or evangelizing, usually with an annoyingly humble and self-deprecating demeanor. Derived from the name of popular cartoon character Ned Flanders.

They are a sport-shirted, discomforted lot, pacing, puffing feverishly on cigarettes, perspiring freely and flandering furiously. —Misquote of Nicholas Dawidoff, Sports Illustrated, 19 Aug. 1991

by goddamnitwhyareallthenamestakn January 6, 2012

Ned Flanders

A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.

Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003