turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

Flanderer

A person who flits from potential mate to potential mate flirting, showing off, and generally displaying swag. Not necessarily a negative term, simply a word to characterize a set of actions.

Oh gosh, what a flanderer!

by Clapforthunder June 3, 2014

Fasterer

Faster than faster than fast

bro you can get there way fasterer in a holden

by Tajnost January 5, 2011

flattergasted

A feeling evoked by an extremely pleasant surprise. That is, the simultaneous feeling of being flattered and flabbergasted.

"Today I was told that I was sexy. A hobo told me this. I was flattergasted."

by Slick Rick Bacon May 9, 2005

fluttered

That moment you realize you're not on Earth anymore

Synonomns: fried,high,fucked up, dummy, stuck, and faded.

Jimmy just hit the blunt, then he ripped a dab and realized he was fluttered.

by 420bonghits4jesus March 17, 2016

flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019