fartknocker

a stinging barb used vociferously to debase or demean (usually) a VERY well-deserving target.

That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker

by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 2, 2004

Fartknocker

A stingy, lowly sort of fellow who blows hot air out of his/her rectum. esp. a boss in a sweat-shop

Your boss, Tony, is a real fartknocker.

by mike draper January 5, 2002

fatknocker

a person who looses weight.

U sure did loose that weight, u r a fatknocker maan.

by ren walkero January 12, 2009

Fartknocker

A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.

"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"

by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003

fartknocker

A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space

That Hillary is a real fartknocker.

by Fine James April 10, 2006

Fartknocker

Someone who switches their loyalties with the wind, like with a sportfan who just roots for the winning team win they have had a winning streak rather than staying with their own team.

"Chris says he is a Redskins fan but he is rooting for the Cowboys.. What a fartknocker!"

by just1man September 19, 2012

Fartknocker

The act of having anal sex and farting while she is getting fucked in the ass

I fucked Trish last night and she was a fartknocker

by epic824 January 16, 2014