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flamboastin'

A portmanteau of flamboyant and boasting.

1. (adv): The quality of being simultaneously flamboyant in appearance or nature combined with a blatant or subtle braggadocio; and

2. (v): To flamboyantly boast; either through words or actions.
(adj) Ex: Jim strutted confidently into court flamboastin' the jury and audience with his fine suit, sleek tophat, and gleaming walking cane.

(v) Ex: Joe Kramer dropped his iced out money clip onto the stripper's ass casually and told her: "That's not the only surprise you'll find." The stripper later confided to her colleagues that despite his flamboastin', the money clip was only rhinestones and the metal was turning green. That was only the beginning of her disappointment.
by UrbanMaroon November 14, 2013
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Flabtastic

Someone who is fantastically fat. Usually accompanied by bitch tits.
"Christ, look at him! He's flabtastic"
by apparentlyso July 29, 2004
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flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).
He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!
by weave March 19, 2003
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fartblaster

One who unleashes mad gas on a regular basis; one who blasts the farts
Today I(michael) took up the role of fartblaster in class today, TO THE MAX!!
by Captain B November 4, 2003
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FratBlast

Texting a bunch of girls or pledges at the same time, trying to get them all to do the same thing.
I just sent a FratBlast to an entire sorority about our party right now - it's about to get real!
by FratBoss February 3, 2013
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fartblaster

a very large ass
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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Fatbastard

To eat junk food by placing a similar, but slightly different, piece of junk food on top of it. The eater then proceeds to bite both in one motion, hence completing a full fatbastard.
Damn, did you see Sean fatbastard those two doughnuts? Chocolate and Vanilla frosting for the win!
by Crazy Legs February 24, 2006
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