Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.

"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."

by Chief_582 April 17, 2022

Flashbang

When you fart but no one suspects that it's you

"Ha I'm so lucky, I just threw a flashbang earlier in class."

by Flamespittah38 May 17, 2016

Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.

"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."

by Cavalirium June 4, 2021

flashbang

(s.) A spontaneaous and short intercourse.

I flashbanged her up the wall.

by Johan Fredriksen April 14, 2006

Flashbang

When a girl is sucking you off you pull out, cum in her eyes then slap her around the face with your cock as hard as you can.

I have a pounding headache and am having trouble seeing after Dec Flashbanged me last night!

by largeone950 September 20, 2018

flashbang

the process in which a girl flashes you and you proceed to bang her.

Jenny goes out flashbanging for money.

by ownedededededededededed May 2, 2005

Flashbang

The flashbang is when you go down on someone after eating some spicy food and it sets her/his va-jj/cock on fire. This is sometimes done by accident after drunken encounter at Buffalo Wild Wings but can also be done intentionally by filling your mouth with hotsauce if your eating a dick/pussy you don't want to eat again.

Medic: How can I help you today young man?

Pvt Dicks: My goddamn dick sausage is on fucking fire doc, I can't take it!

Medic: Oh my god... You've been flashbanged son! Nurse I'm going to need a bag of ice, a bottle of Jergens and a copy of Backdoor Hussies 3, stat!

by Poodle-Slayer Kitten-Rider July 31, 2016