flashbang syndrome

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.

Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."

by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008

Magic Russian Flashbang

A mixture between The Russian Flashbang and The Magician

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!

by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022

flashbang

a grenade used by special police units that produces a blinding flash

also having sex for a very short time, more commonly known as a "quickie"

by Purpliction April 26, 2003

alabama flashbang

When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.

Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.

by Guido and The Guy December 11, 2020

Vietnamese flashbang

When you cum in a girls or guys eyes and nostril while slapping his or her ears repeatedly

I gave my step mom a vietnamese flashbang because she was stuck

by vutella December 30, 2020

Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.

Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic

by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009

Philadelphia Flashbang

Philadelphia Flashbang

Imitating the effects of a flashbang, temporary blindness and deafness, the Philadelphia flashbang is the sexual act when a man thunderclaps a woman from behind (clap both ears at once) and as she turns around he jizzes in her eyes. Thus blinding and deafening her.

Sean pulled a quick Philadelphia Flashbang on Oliva and she had no clue it was cumming.

by The Ill Tits Bo$$man December 3, 2009