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FlowerMound Highschool

FlowerMound highschool is a gay school full of rich white kids and Indians. Everyone’s racist and all the kids drive better cars than the teachers. Everyone hates eachother and can’t go a single day without starting shit. The cross country team is the only good sports team, but atleast our band is good. FlowerMound has a rivalry with Marcus Highschool. Marcus is gay. At FlowerMound all the girls are hoes and all the guys are fuckboys. If our football team can ever win more than 3 games in a season it’s a successful year that’s how bad we are. Football team please just win a single game. The freshman campus is better than the main campus what is wrong with this school.
“I had sex with my best friends boyfriend in his mansion.”
“Oh you must go to FlowerMound Highschool.”
by JaggyTheJaguar May 20, 2018
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Flowerpetally

Having the characteristics of a flowerpetal.

Usually meant for a girl.

These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, beautiful, and very lovable.

The word for a guy with these characteristics is woodchippy.
Erik: You know that new girl, Clara? I finally got to know her. She turned out to be quite flowerpetally. I mean, she's humble but she is incredibly smart and so lovely.

Alex: Surely she can't compare to my sweetheart. Mereda is like the sun, making my dull life sparkle. She will always be in my heart.

Edward: True, Mereda is definitely flowerpetally. But so is my biology partner, Hariette. She helps me so much, making the ever-so-difficult class seem like first grade. And yet she never accepts a compliment.
by Clarediette February 26, 2010
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Flowerstain

The name of a goblin in English folklore who would tell jokes to adventurers, and then make them pay in high amounts of gold. It is said that she had joined an order of knights who named themselves "OK", and is also said multiple times in Irish folklore that Flowerstain the Goblin cursed the salmon in many of the rivers that flow to the mainland from the coasts. All accounts of Flowerstain the Goblin refer to her as being in a state of constant boredom until a traveler comes by, to which she becomes increasingly interested in said traveler's money.

Handfulls of Southern Irish and English towns refer to people who are trying to scam or manipulate during a sale a Flowerstain, in reference to the old folklore stories.
"Oi, Bruv, this here is worth 10 quid but I'll give it to ya for 7!"

"Piss off, ya Flowerstain! I saw just this morning that it's worth no more than 5 quid!"
by Kosher! November 5, 2020
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Flowers by Irene

A reference to an covert monitoring van used by the FBI. Subtly labeled to appear as a florists delivery truck with the name of the company "Flowers By Irene" painted a word per line on the side of the truck to not so subtly form the acronym "FBI" when read vertically.
me: That truck labeled "Flowers By Irene" has been outside for weeks now?!

you: yeah, I would of thought they would have delivered everything by now.
by HuntedMidget September 20, 2011
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Flower

A pretty thing that grows in the garden.
I saw a flower and it was very nice.
by SomeoneNew December 15, 2017
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The Northern Flower

The Northern flower also known as Joseph Marshall, is the Cutest Flower and man to ever live
Did you see the Northern Flower walking around?”
“I did, he is so cute”
by The Michael Shannon March 6, 2020
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The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.
1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017
by miley what's good February 6, 2017
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