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Flowermound

A city North of Dallas 30 miles. People that live their are generally known to be Shallow, Isolated, Ignorant as well as Arrogant. Another city similar to look up is Southlake. Except, minus good high school athletic program and billion dollar homes. It wants to be like Southlake so bad they are actually cloning their downtown center stores to look exactly like Southlake, and in general Flowermounds' law enforcement is very rude. 2 of the biggest S**thole cities in Texas!
Went to Flowermound the other day.
O yea?,
Yea, The Cougars were out thinkin' it's Fith Ave. in downtown square.
Sheesh.
by Jason Eggland May 26, 2008
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FlowerMound Highschool

FlowerMound highschool is a gay school full of rich white kids and Indians. Everyone’s racist and all the kids drive better cars than the teachers. Everyone hates eachother and can’t go a single day without starting shit. The cross country team is the only good sports team, but atleast our band is good. FlowerMound has a rivalry with Marcus Highschool. Marcus is gay. At FlowerMound all the girls are hoes and all the guys are fuckboys. If our football team can ever win more than 3 games in a season it’s a successful year that’s how bad we are. Football team please just win a single game. The freshman campus is better than the main campus what is wrong with this school.
“I had sex with my best friends boyfriend in his mansion.”
“Oh you must go to FlowerMound Highschool.”
by JaggyTheJaguar May 20, 2018
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Flowermound Highschool

Flower Mound High School is a good example of an idiot school with a bunch of rich kids. Imagine a school, but everyone has AirPods and wipes their butt with air pod toilet paper. Nobody knows anything, everyone just cheats off of the kids who they think know stuff but really don’t. Also language credits are required and they shouldn’t be, they are a waste of time.
Eat a lemon.
No, I go to flowermound highschool, I eat air pods
by daddydurag February 19, 2019
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Flower Mound, Texas

cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids
"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"
by fuccflomo March 21, 2021
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Flower Mound

A city with rich/middle class white people. If you're not white, you're a minority. Basically, the Mexicans mow the white kids lawns, and the high schoolers drive nicer cars then the teachers. The homes range from $250,000 to approximately $9,000,000.
Where do you live?
Flower Mound
by flomodude January 5, 2010
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Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound

Founders classical academy of flower mound is a school with a bunch of shitty teachers that suck themselves off over Shakespeare plays. If you wear a non school jacket or a skirt that is an inch too short you are strung up on a cross and set you on fire to burn off the non school jacket. they also hired a creepy gym teacher that was gross and actively favored the girls so he could try together with them.
Founders Classical Academy of flower mound is not a good school to enroll your kids in!
by Capital One January 7, 2022
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Flower Mound

Medium sized town of about 60,000 30 miles north-west of Dallas, Tx and just west of Lewisville. Known for high qaulity housing (most home are at least 2,500 sq ft and cost between $150,000 and up to $5,000,000) and prestigious neighborhoods, and home to two high schools, Flower Mound High School and Marcus High School. Flower Mound H.S. is attended mostly by students from upper-middle-class families as well as wealthy families. Also FMHS has high-performing atletics, scholastic, and performing arts activities. The average SAT score at FMHS is 1200. Marcus, on the other hand is mostly normal, middle class with normal performing aciivites with a few exceptions including performing arts. The average SAT score is about 1000-1200. While there is plenty of dough ($)to be found in Flower Mound, there is hardly anything to do. The slang term for Flower Mound is "Flo Mo"
Man, Flower Mound is so boring, I wish there was something to do!
by Mustang Matt December 11, 2005
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