fakasian

aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.

A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.

"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"

"oh my fave fakazn! i love ur abercrombieeee!"

by yourbestfriend2009 August 21, 2009

Flakation

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

by jimster360 February 5, 2010

fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.

"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."

by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

flabab

flabby abdominals, usually present in overweight and obese persons

man, Big-T has gotta lose those flababs, i think he's gona get liver cancer

by jack51 August 7, 2005

Fakality

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !

The fakality of my workplace is unbearable

by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010

faka

hawaiian slang for fucker

local-sup u faka like scrap?

mainlander-what did he say?

by botnigs May 12, 2023

fakakta

a word used to describe something that is not working well or is really crap. Derived from a multitude of yiddish words

sam: this is a fakakta cake

Daniel: This fakakta car has broken done again.

by colonial cool November 11, 2008