Flaccidity Effect

A boner buzzkill so intense it is like your mom trying to pound ketchup out of a new bottle

Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!

by Xtappo February 27, 2020

Flaccidity Effect

A boner buzzkill so intense it is like your mom trying to pound ketchup out of a new bottle

Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!

by Xtappo February 27, 2020

Flaccidator

The man who sits between you and a girl at a party to stop you from hitting on her. The protector of women's chastity. Works better than a condom or pills or both.

"Man this Phil guy is such a flaccidator"

by OhWaitThatsYou May 3, 2022

Flaccidator

A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid

This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.

by freedomdiver June 4, 2022

Fagcident

When a gay makes a mistake.

OMG, Chili's just liked my insta post, but like why? Oh, I bet it was one of the gays that runs their social media and they just made a fagcident.

by Dr. Hand October 12, 2023

Fratcident

Any injury or accident relating to a Fraternity. These incidents usually occur during Frat parties while the people involved and under the infulence of alcohol.

Dude, I was so drunk I fell out of the car while it was moving, major fratcident.

by Mirs July 14, 2011

Blaccident

When you accidentally culturally appropriate African American culture or slang

White Person: Ayo dawg we finna act up tonight!
Other White Person: Oopsie Josh, you just had a blaccident!

by Mckeydees May 5, 2021