flatulatron

A high-tech device for producing fart noises.

When I was a kid, we had the whoopee cushion. Now, we've gone the high-tech route with the Flatulatron.

by Beef_Injection July 16, 2016

Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation

"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"

by Samsamson January 18, 2019

Flatubation

Masturbating to the smell of your own farts.

Flatubation is probably best in the morning when I have gas and morning wood.

by LefseLunatic September 13, 2019

self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it

Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

fanulation

The state of a female knowing that she willl be seually successful.

He "Let's go into the other room."

She ("I am in a state of fanulation")

by michael wyatt November 17, 2003

Fribulation

A high quality FRIB (free-crib); a house that is free and of the highest degree, for the purpose hanging out and taking part in tomfoolery and "chillin"

"Yo you going to Tom's house tonight? He's got a fribulation dawg on god."
"For sure, wouldn't wanna miss out on that fribulation."

by Bizzerd May 22, 2022