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Ford E- series

The Ford E-Series (also known as the Ford Econoline or Ford Club Wagon) is a range of full-size vans manufactured and marketed by the Ford Motor Company. Introduced for model year 1961 to current as the replacement for the Ford F-Series panel van, the E-Series line is currently in its fourth generation.

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This vehicle has its many uses from
Plumber's Utility van,kidnapping(not that I condone that) , living in a van down by the river and homeless ,
Best colors for this vehicle are black,

Dark blue,light blue ,white ,dark red

,purple And the rarely seen brown .

Some don't windows and some do
It's just that these vehicles don't really draw much attention and have
They practicality and uses , they may

Be prone to breaking down.

Perfect vehicle to live in if you end up
Living out of a vehicle .

Also see the similar ford Transit

And stealth parking .
Ford E- series makes a great homeless on wheels transient wagon
Or kidnapping vehicle, one could also

Convert it into a utility van and stealth parking.
by Blu_leef November 2, 2022
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Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
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I plead the Ford

This is based on the activities of Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, Canada. If a person says, 'I plead the Ford", it means they are excused from their behavior and are not obliged to explain themselves because they were smoking crack cocaine and in a drunken stupor.
Why did you crash your car?

I plead the Ford!
by sexbeyond40 November 19, 2013
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Ford Muskrat

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!
by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017
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Fordophobic

Fordophobic

1. A person who does not like Rob Ford.

2. A person who does not think that the crack smoking Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.

3. A person who discriminates against people who do think Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.

4. A Person who does not like Ford motor products, is afraid of Ford products, and discriminates against people who drive Ford products.

5. People who shamelessly drive Chevs and other brands of vehicles and pretend Fords do not exist.

6. People who avoid Fords.

7. People who avoid Rob Ford.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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Spring Ford 8 ball

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.
Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?
by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022
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Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.
Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012
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