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Fordophobic 

Fordophobic

1. A person who does not like Rob Ford.

2. A person who does not think that the crack smoking Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.

3. A person who discriminates against people who do think Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.

4. A Person who does not like Ford motor products, is afraid of Ford products, and discriminates against people who drive Ford products.

5. People who shamelessly drive Chevs and other brands of vehicles and pretend Fords do not exist.

6. People who avoid Fords.

7. People who avoid Rob Ford.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!
Fordophobic by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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Fordophobia 

1. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Rob Ford.

2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.
Ex. 1
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!

Ex. 2
Jim: Hey Bob! Did you look at the new lineup of Ford vehicles?
Bob: No!

Jim: Why not?
Bob: I was diagnosed with Fordophobia after the last Ford I owned.
Fordophobia by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

formophobia 

n. Paralyzing fear, distress, and nervousness caused by the act of entering personal information into a pre-made template. Making simple tasks such as applying for jobs, school, etc. almost impossible for the affected.

see also: Form anxiety
"Jane can't work in a clerical environment because of her Formophobia"
formophobia by Aaron-Core February 2, 2009

Foodophobia 

Another word for anorexia, in which a person refuses to eat a normal, average amount of food to lose weight.
Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie, and Kate Bosworth are foodophobia victims.
Foodophobia by Shay C. August 6, 2006

Farvophobic 

A former long time fan of Brett Farve (typically a Packers fan) who has a fear of watching him play on the Vikings - and enjoy it.

Variations:
Farvophobia
"The only game on right now is the Vikings."

"No way! Turn that off. I'm not watching the damn Vikings!"

"Why are you Farvophobic?"
Farvophobic by Big Thor December 6, 2009

fortophobia 

THE FEAR OF SEEING FORNITE EVERYWHERE
i have fortophobia

forkphobic 

musa:you are islamphobic!
fork:then you are forkphobic
forkphobic by oppfork July 28, 2023