Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018

Holy Fistbump

The act of bumping fists whilst singing in an angelic fashion; a sure fire way to ensure safe passage through the pearly gates

Two students are travelling in the back of a minibus; their driver is distracted and generally dangerous. The students decide that if indeed their time has come, they ought to practice the secret handshake to get into heaven.

"Dude, we might die today."
"Holy fistbump?"
*sage nod* "Holy fistbump."
*Angelic choir voice and fistbumpage*

by laureted March 5, 2011

fytb

Abbreviation for "fuck you talking bout"

Kentrell: "YOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRL BRUH!"
Marcus: "Fytb? I was at my grandmas house pussy"

by tfnighgadewoidjwo April 25, 2019

FWYTB

Fuck What You Talkin Bout
Fuck What You Talm'bout

Person 1- You tryna rob that nigga
Person 2- Nah, I'm not tryna get in trouble
Person 1- You's a bitch, FWYTB

by IN5ANE September 11, 2016

Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.

"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."

by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

FITB

Fire In The Bowl

Used in online conversation when someone is about to (or in the middle of) smoking a bowl.
also- FITMB and FITFB can mean Fire In The Mother-Fucking Bowl and Fire In The Fucking Bowl respectively.

(during online chat)
Guest 1234: FITB
User6734: Nice! i'll have a joint soon.
User487: wish i was getting high too..
User8936: bout to smoke a bowl too

by misguidedyouth June 29, 2011