Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

Fitzon Dai

Fitzon Dai these are two words:
Fitzon means Young Billionaire,
Dai means Famous ,or powerful,

Fitzon Dai was awarded billions of money, powerful man was awarded billions of money.

by Fitzon Dai November 6, 2019

FITFO

“Figure It The Fuck Out” The definition is the answer to, “What the hell does that mean?”

Friend: What does that even mean?
Me: FITFO
Friend: Huh?
Me: The answer is the definition; “Figure It The Fuck Out”

by Hades_31 August 23, 2018

Fitton

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

FIDO

Fuck it, Drive on. We don't have time to fix this situation.

Such as when a soldier falls off the truck or reinforcements will arrive too late to do any good.

by majorfraser February 20, 2005

Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.

When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.

by ForgetHatsAlltogether November 29, 2010

fidouche

1. A romantic partner who has been unfaithful, shows little or no genuine remorse, and is likely to be unfaithful in the future.
2. Someone who has violated your trust and/or confidence in a horrible way.
3. The sound you make when your friend finally ends the relationship with the aforementioned fidouche.

1. How many times has he cheated on her? Two, three times? She needs to wash that fidouche out of her life.
2. I can't believe you slept with Sally when you knew I had a crush on her, you're such a fidouche.
3. Person 1:" so I was like, that's the last time you lie to me about your affairs, we're through". Person 2: "Fidouche!"

by Filtee January 8, 2012