Monthly Firecracker

The act of having oral sex with a woman while she is on her period and removing her tampon with your teeth then consuming it.

Dude John was so wasted last night Sandy gave him a monthly firecracker.

by Mike Hunt X May 1, 2011

Chesapeake Firecracker

When you are receiving fellatio from a female, and she does a little blowfish with her cheeks, you then smash her cheeks together with both hands simultaneously, expelling the air rapidly.

If seminal fluid makes it way back out of the oral cavity onto the lower abdomen, that would be referred to as the Chesapeake Firecracker w/old bay.

- "Why is your lip bleeding?"
- " Chesapeake firecracker..."

- "What's all over your stomach?"
- " Old Bay..."

by Champion Sports Bar August 24, 2012

firecracker

An upbeat person with a loud personality, usually the person in the room who has all eyes on them.

That girl over there is a Firecracker.

by Tgator March 21, 2015

Spanish Firecracker

This unique maneuver happens when one male adds a hefty amount of "tex mex" spice onto the shaft of his genitalia. This male would then proceed to penetrate a male/female rectal sphincter and thrust rather violently to marinade the anal cavity of the recipient. The receiver's asshole will feel like it is on fire or better yet, feel as if a dozen firecrackers are going off inside of them. If necessary the male may choose to extinguish these "flames" or "explosions" by ejaculating into the anus, or you may leave the recipient in an excessive amount of discomfort.

I came home from work one evening and my bitch didn't have supper ready, so i gave her a Spanish firecracker and that learned her.

by Logan Waugh February 13, 2008

Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.

Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.

by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016

Egyptian Firecracker

When you wrap another person in toilet paper and pour hot sauce down their ass crack

Come on, let me make you my Egyptian Firecracker, it really turns me on.

by HoodratHoudini February 15, 2022

Cambodian Firecracker

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.

Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

by Tapwata March 8, 2011