frimble

a adjective that is a cross of feeble and frail

The old lady was very frimble.

by jimbox January 16, 2010

Fumblefuck

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

fumblerooski

A trick play formerly used in American football before it was banned. In a fumblerooski, the quarterback sets the ball on the ground after the snap, and leads defenders away. If successful, a single unnoticed lineman picks up the ball and barrels down the field.

This play has been banned in all levels of American football; last run in 1992, by the Nebraska Cornhuskers, the team largely responsible for its popularity.

1984 Orange Bowl, Nebraska v Miami: down 17-0, famous Nebraska coach and current congressman Tom Osborne called a successful fumblerooski in which a lineman rumbled 20 yards for a score, taking the defense and spectators completely by surprise.

by zoogies August 13, 2006

fumblelayo

When your boy is fucking fumbling around w/ drug paraphernalia in the car while your being pulled over.
Usually resulting in bond money!!

What the fuck Rob Gage? "Your fumblelayo move in the back seat got us pinched".

by V dux September 5, 2007

fumbled the bag

extremely fucking up

there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa

by Definitionmaster88 April 7, 2022

Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.

Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.

by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020

Fumbledorf

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.

A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!

by Bricked March 15, 2021