Filipinx

1. A racial slur for Filipinos made by privileged ignorant Americans without trying to learn Filipino culture.

Some white guy: Sup my Filipinx!
Filipino: Hey that’s racist man!

Balik-bayan: We should probably get some Filipinx food around here. Do you have Adohboh?
Filipino Vendor: Who the hell are you referring as Filipinx! Get out of my store!

by Professor X from Ex-men July 28, 2022

Dirty Filippa

She is a dirty mother fucker and can take your man at any moment, the best person you ever meg in the bed and will make you scream louder than the loudest thing you have ever heard.

”omg, you are going to sleep with dirty Filippa?! Watch out bro, she is too good to be true!”

by turg ood January 17, 2021

filipp

Noun. A compact Russian male who is generaly known to be good in bed.

There was a Filipp in my bed the other night.

by EmentalDesign December 14, 2008

Filipino Time

Filipino Time, which means things get done whenever they get done. Official Timing of The Phillipines.

I set up a party for 6:00. This is interpretted as 7:00 filipino time.

In some cases, filipino hosts deliberately set the time an hour or so earlier, knowing that the guests will arrive an hour or so late. In this case, the poor americans are surprised to see that they're the first ones to arrive and the only ones there for the first hour or so.

by Martin February 10, 2005

Filipino Time

An excuse for arriving anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours late to any party, meeting, or hanging out. Only exclusive to Filipinos, this is the standard time any Filipino will arrive to. Many people of other races hate it, because most of them will arrive on the marked time.

Jack: Dude, where's Nick?
Paul: Oh, he's on Filipino time. Expect him in a few minutes to a few hours.

- a few hours later -

Nick: Sup guys!
Jack: Dude, WTF? Why are you so late?
Nick: Filipino time.

by BISONpride December 2, 2010

Filipenis

A cringe filipino fellow

Damn, these filipenis are ruining our group with their cringe ass memes

by anickname October 25, 2022

filipino spaghetti

a style of cooking spaghetti which includes adding ketchup, processed cheese, outrageously red hot dog slices and 5 pounds of sugar (for every pound of pasta). it's so wicked, it could survive an atom bomb dropped directly overhead.

Newscaster: Breaking news, North Korea has sent a missile armed with nuclear warhead towards us!

Mom: kiddo, let's go to the bomb shelter now!

Kid: but mom, i'm still eating a filipino spaghetti!

Mom: just leave it there, it will survive, trust me.

by hipro October 16, 2011