Fig Newtons

The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.

-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?

-Ya mom! What's there to eat?

-Fig Newtons

-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.

by Barnaby J. August 8, 2008

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Sig Fig

a person whose personality fades when they become attached to their significant other's Figure. They begin to like only what their signficant other likes, even if they used to like it before, and even in some cases, including their friends and family. In essence, they change themselves to match their new lover's personality better, much to the dismay of their friends and family. Person has no problems ditching their friends and family for whatever their new lover wants to do.

She becomes a total Sig Fig whenever she gets a new boyfriend and never talks to her friends.

by Ophelia Stratford April 4, 2011

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fig newton

the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth

I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons

by misaki December 28, 2005

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A fig

A straight male who has a so called “soft spot” for elderly females. Although a fig can be any age they tend to be between the ages 15 and 25. Furthermore, although not directly linked to the “fig” status, studies have shown that there is a clear corresponding factor of erectile dysfunction. Possibly due to a few too many hours looking at Susan Boyle’s Britains got talent performance.

“Oi Pete mate had any lady action recently?”
“Yes, yes I have thank you Freddie”

“Ah don’t tell me your going back to your fig habits”
“Oh crud stop calling me a fig grr”

by Rd29 July 27, 2019

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