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Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.
Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.
Fiddler on the Roof by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018

Fiddler Chick

A lesbian with mad finger skills.
Woah! I totally got fiddler chicked! Damn!
Fiddler Chick by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021

Fiddler’s Tickle

Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear
As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.

Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)
Fiddler on the Roof by Jollon August 12, 2023

Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.
The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…
Fiddler’s Fandango by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024