folex

fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex

check out homeboy's folex

by rick August 29, 2003

nick foles

A second string Quarterback who went on to replace michael vick after the latter had suffered a hamstring injury. In three games he broke or tied almost all of the records set by that faggot peyton manning earlier in the season. Statistically the best quarterback in the NFL as of this entry.

Bronco's fan: Peyton manning is the best quarterback in the NFL, herp derp *starts touching his own dick*

Nick Foles: *matches record for most TD's in one game, sets all time highest QB rating average for a single month, on the way to breaking the QB rating record for a season and is two touchdown passes away from breaking the record for most touchdown passes without an interception*

Bronco's fan: *sets self on fire*

by CowboysSuck December 2, 2013

tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

Jesse Foolery

The best god damn kind of foolery.

He was well-liked for his shenanigans and Jesse Foolery.

by Big Bager November 3, 2010

mark foley

Disgraced former member of the House of Representatives with odd reading habits.

Mark Foley never uses a bookmark; he likes to bend the pages over.

by Only Liberal Here November 8, 2006

Foley'd

To be impaled in urban traffic (preferably by a late model minivan or bagel delivery truck) and tossed like a rag doll to the pavement, requiring hospitalization and the fabled Foley catheter.

Man, I saw a dude get Foley'd on 6th street this morning!

by chechy June 18, 2011

The Mick Foley

The act of putting a dirty tube sock over your penis and face fucking a girl. Once you orgasm, you leave the sock in her mouth and walk away, but not before saying, "Have a nice day"

Did you hear Paul gave Sarah The Mick Foley last night? That shit was dope!

by Roogert O'Lollipops August 8, 2009