Fetie

A young person trying to follow you on social media.

This asshole fetie keeps trying to dm me on Instagram.

by Jesus69jgag July 29, 2016

Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

by Anonystoner July 13, 2009

Fertie

(Noun) . A specific kind of girlfriend. One that is good, helping to care for her man. Ex. " my fertie treats me like a king" or " hey, that's a bad fertie! You ate all the candy!"

" hey, that's a bad fertie! You ate all the candy!"

" my fertietreats me like a king"

by Shawners January 20, 2015

flutie flakes

A person or place that is crazy in a negative sense.

(Looks around after seeing some wierd shit) Yo, this place is fuckin' flutie flakes. Let's go nigga.

Boi, drop that bitch. She flutie flakes son!

by elmos_sidepiece December 4, 2019

Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

by scamper May 28, 2020

Femtieerr

Commonly a Thai ladyboy, most prominent online.

"did you hear about gordon?"

"yeah hes a total femtieerr"

"oh"

by museofincubus July 5, 2023

Feeties

Taking a selfie of your feet wherever you are in the world

Let’s get a feeties photo!

by Stratagym October 10, 2018