festering ass boil

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.

My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.

by Taintskin September 6, 2017

polyester fester

The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.

Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!

by StephD134 September 26, 2007

festering

1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.

all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.

by megzsexy8888 October 31, 2007

Festegio

A word invented by Peter Griffin in Family Guy.
Referring to a to a midget ranga that resembles an unborn fetus

Bethany is a festegio

by glophknock November 4, 2008

Festezio

A Term Peter Griffin dubbed in "The Thin White Line"(Family Guy). Used to Insult another in a Harsh, Demeaning and Humorous way.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.

Head Rehab Lady: Wait a minute. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this Degenerate?

Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.

by Scandium2769 December 12, 2010

Minge Fettler

A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"

"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"

by Cwilliam September 27, 2006

Festering Hellhole

A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.

Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”

Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”

by EricSparks March 10, 2022