Fesse

NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.

Sara: Let's do a shot!

(Four shots later)

Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.

"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."

by The Meatballs March 19, 2012

Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019

fissed

1) To be robbed
2) To be outwitted or cheated during a game or by others

They fissed Brenda during the UNO game.

by Pettigrew September 19, 2008

fessey

arsewipe, person who is hated, usually a step dad or bad man who touches kids.

ah god.... that guy is such a fessey see him chat up that little girl?

by mj08 June 17, 2009

fessehaye

name meaning a powerful/rich person who will become one of the most honored people in the world

dude look at fessehaye man that guys got everything

by king of champs890 January 30, 2009

fesser

Any person who attends or loves FESS. Mainly Rob, Chris, and Sean. See related words i love fess, beffer, genius.

Living a fair distance from FESS, i can't wait til i get to go see those FESSers.

by Meh August 19, 2003

Fissedasapartman

Some drunken idiot who thinks he's a superhero and tries to wrestle the dustbins outside his own house.
A true 'Fissedasapartman' is identified as a man who loses the fight to his bins and or wakes up next to his bins,
covered in catshit and in the nip with a banana wedged in his butt cheeks. (Put there by kind-meaning neighbours.)

1)A Fissedasapartman is any male/semi-male from any city / town / hovel North,South,East or West, out on the town around four in the morning to be found trying to chat up a cigarette machine and pulling said device.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008