Forgotten leak

When you take a long crap, get up, pull up your pants and wash your hands, after, you notice that you have forgotten to take a leak, but you are too lazy to take a one, and leave.

John: Man i just took a dump, and forget to take a leak, but I'm too lazy to go back and take one.
Joe: Damn, the forgotten leak, i hate it.

by Snipervert August 30, 2009

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fertot

Someone you don't fuck with because they're weird or unsocial.

"Why do you still hang with Sam, he's such a fertot!"

by Adrian Krenchaw May 5, 2018

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Reply to someone pointing out a dinky little detail that you didn't mention, but which is basically irrelevant, to demonstrate what a completely anal-retentive idiot you consider them to be. From the George W. Bush comment to Senator John Kerry in the 2004 American election debates.

You: "Of course, James Bond was played by Roger Moore, Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan."
Anal-Retentive Idiot: "You forgot George Lazenby."
You: "Yeah, well, you forgot Poland."

by Kit and Caboodle August 25, 2005

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super-forgot

When you not only forgot something, but proceeded to go about your daily activities without remembering.

Me: Wow, I super-forgot to get gas all day, now I'm stuck in Bowling Green, OH next to a cornfield, this hella lame.

Passenger: Dude, did you just say hella? You're such a toolbox I can't believe I hang out with you.

by MikeBGSU May 8, 2009

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