Fender bender

A fun afterschool hangout such as grabbing food or side quests.

Who wants to go on a fender bender after school and pick up subway with me?

by Ifenderbendereveryday March 25, 2026

Fender Bender

A long black cock typically 8 inches or more that bends backwards.

Wow James has quite the fender bender

by Samoan big boy August 28, 2025

fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.

I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.

by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004

Fender-Bender

Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender

Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat

John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there

by samm...y May 17, 2006

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

Transgender Fender Bender

When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.

“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”

by gasp December 21, 2021

Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019