Ferard

The fictitious couple consisting of Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance Vocalist) and Franklin Iero (Guitarist). The two are actually just friends and bandmates, but some people get a kick out of writing/reading Ferard slash/bandslash fics. Sadly, many non-fans have taken Ferard as fact and use it to torment fans and say that their favorite band is gay. Also spelled/pronounced "Freard" or "Frerard."

Person: Wowo I just read an awesome fic!
Me: What was it about?
Person: It's another Ferard story.
Me: *whacks person with shovel* WHY. CAN'T. YOU. LET. GO. OF. FERARD!?!?!? IT'S FAKE!!! IT'S SICK!!! THEY BOTH HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!!! THEY. ARE. NOT. TOGETHER!!!!!
Person: *is bloody pulp*

by vampXfaerie June 11, 2006

Fenarkle

Fenarkle. When you don't really have a plan and you don't know what to do, you fenarkle around.

Doing something and nothing all at the same time.

Stop fenarkling around. As in, stop monkeying around. If you are sitting around with nothing to do then you can fenarkle around.

by gobig September 10, 2012

Finard

To finger a woman in a fenced in back yard while at a barbecue

The smell of hot dogs and hamburgers cooking on the grill made me want to take Nancy behind the bushes and finard her so hard.

by Kyliikirstena April 3, 2020

feard3ath

a really cool Xiao main
states they’re really a Eula main, but not really.
feard3ath is a popular TikToker who is one of the most best k-pop fans in the world. Is a weeb with a dose of shortie.

Kind of cute UwU

Person 1: Bro you have to check feard3ath’s content
Person 2: I already did, lmao

by Kakyoin Noriaki January 2, 2022

feardie

A timid twat.

ya big feardie..... jsut ring them back and ask what the fook they want

by eleggo October 3, 2003

Feard

A beard that's at least a foot long.

Tom: Wow, check that out.
Dick: That's the biggest feard I've ever seen.
Harry: I wish I was that manly.

by NTO January 19, 2018

Fetard

Short for "fucking retard".

I used to work like a fetard. Now i'll just work normal hours.

by Tearofdeception August 24, 2008