Felony Juice

Another name for tequila.

I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

Facebook felony

n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.

News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!

by MHunter December 01, 2007

fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

felony stupid

term originally used by members of the legal profession to describe clients or members of the general public who make statements that are totally illogical or impossible to defend

Everyone in class was thinking the teacher was felony stupid when it took him 30 minutes to explain why he was 10 minutes late.

by dp9 October 12, 2003

Felony Flats

A broad term used by PDX locals to describe SE Portland neigborhoods.

Yeah, I just moved into the flats, or Its dirt cheap living in felony flats.

by shannon2323 March 15, 2009

Felonious fart

A silent air biscuit so vile and disgusting that the perpetrator should do time for such an assault.

Carl made the crowd scatter following his felonious fart attack.felony fart

by Richard Annballz December 27, 2015

felony Twister

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.

D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.

by El Sadado August 27, 2009