fecus

Short for fecal matter. More fun to say than feces.
(FEE-kus)

"There was fecus all over my straw after that nice glass of butt milk."

by Bat-Yam bat Teruma January 30, 2008

feckbook

Used while explaining that facebook is a load of old crap.

I'm not on feckbook it's full of feckers.

by Dingodrum December 16, 2007

fecum

A. Pussy Juice
B. Vaginal Fluids
C. The Fluid Excreted from a woman during an orgasm

Hey bitch I want you to spray that fecum all over me.

by Josh from the River August 8, 2006

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

fecus

A cross between the word fecal and anus. Often used by people who are obsessed with feces and who are prone to anal-retentiveness. Also may be used by people who have an obsession with saying the word "anus".

"I'm feeling like fecus today."

by lephermessiah September 18, 2004

Fecus

After two gay men have sex, sometimes one is impregnated through the anus. The name for a fetus passed through the anus is fecus. It's usually dead, but on a rare occasion, a live fecus may be born. A.K.A. Anal miscarraige.

Also see skleet, the verb of passing a fecus.

Dude, I was taking a shit, and bam! There was this bloody fecus in the toilet!

by Grady123 February 2, 2008

feculite

the vaporisation of shit molecules

the bathroom was smeared with feculite from floor to ceiling

by Bl0ss0m August 8, 2006