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Paradise Fears

SEX. Pop/Rock/Alternative band from Vermillion, South Dakota that contains six of the hottest guys ever. You will never meet a bunch quite like them.
You: "What did Paradise Fears?"
Me:"The Turtle..."
by turtlenation January 1, 2012
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new fears eve

On new years eve most people desire better futures but some individuals have thoughts about what unimaginable new fears could occur.
At the new fears eve party all the doubters tried drinking away their nightmares.
by jpg3 December 29, 2012
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Fartsnee

when you sneeze and accidentally fart out loud at the same time.
Oh shit she did not just Fartsnee in public! So nasty!

Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
by Deecee80 May 4, 2015
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Date Farts

The Long and Seemingly Never Ending Stream of Farts that Come After You've Dropped Off Your Date and/or Left Their House in the Morning Because You've Been Holding Them In All Night.
"Dude, after I dropped off my date last night I had Date Farts for like an hour!"
by J the Von December 9, 2006
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FARTSLAM

Acronym for Fielder Allows Runner To Score Like A Moron.

An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.

Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
Benny Agbayani committed a FARTSLAM when he caught a fly ball, and thinking there were three outs, gave the ball to a fan, which allowed the runner to score, and Agbayani had to ask for the ball back.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Paradise Fears

1.) A band that was started by Cole, Sam and Michael their sophomore year of high school.The band includes six talented artist ; Cole Andre (guitar/ vocals), Sam Miller (vocals), Jordan Merrigan (guitar/ vocals), Michael Walker (piano/ synth), Marcus Sand (bass), Lucas Zimmerman (drums). They started in Vermillion, South Dakota.

2.) The best mix of handsome boys and heart moving music.
" Who is Paradise fears?"
" Only the sweetest boys you could ever want to meet. They have the most amazing songs your ears will ever hear."
by TeesaV<3ParadiseFears January 1, 2012
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Cigar Farts

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.
John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".
by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011
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