failfest

The word failfest is a compound word composed of 2 words fail and festival(fest). Fail is comonly used to let someone know that they suck at something or they got pwned. A festival is a celebration or gathering of some sort. So a failfest is a gathering or celebration where people that fail go.

As Johnny walked with his friends to school he tripped and fell on his face. His friends said " Lol Johnny should go to failfest for that, what a noob."

by ProMaster April 19, 2009

FLILF

An acroynm for "First-Lady I Would Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (10/29/07), this term refers to how the 2008 presidential candidates have really hot wives.

In particular, the wife of Fred Thompson and the wife of Dennis Kucinich, both of whom are young and sexy.

God damn! Dennis Kucinich knows how to pick 'em, because his wife Elizabeth would be one hell of a FLILF!

And Fred Thompson is a FLILF Hunter if I've ever seen one!

by The Supporter November 19, 2007

FMILF

future mother id like to fuck

she is really attractive, she is a total fmilf

by jsb8692 January 17, 2009

FAILF

Acronym meaning Farm Animal I’d Like to Fuck.

Hey Cletus, didja see da way that der horse was lookin at me?, gull-dang id like to feed that FAILF MY carrot!

by Wang Indaho September 28, 2003

FILF

Father I'd like to Fuck

Neil: Oh look at this guy pushing the pram......

Jay: Yes I know he's a total FILF

by Shanwoy August 16, 2010

Filfy

Father I'd Like (to) F*ck - y (adj): A stay at home dad, or male homemaker, that is completely desirable or f*ckable.

filfier filfiest

"That guy driving the Forester with the baby seats is straight up filfy."
filfier filfiest

by stinkneckula December 15, 2010

Filfa

A really dumb person, who generally uses the word "filf".
A thick person who is usually a bogan, who does stupid things others wouldn't do.

Look at Carly, jumping off the roof, AGAIN. Omg, she is SUCH a Filfa!

by Cb-smith September 2, 2010