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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
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Dirty Faust

When somebody kidnaps a really ugly guy, then puts a paper bag over his head so they can fuck him through the bag without seeing his repulsive face, then pisses all over the bag. Generally, the bag will be reused between victims so that fluids can keep building up on it.
"I just gave this guy from the bar the nastiest Dirty Faust of all time!"
"Where'd you put him after?"
"In the cheerio pit."
by The Bald May 3, 2025
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fausting

the act of lighting a house pet on fire and putting it out with ur cum
DAVID IM FAUSTING UR DOG
by unc faust69 April 15, 2024
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Faust day

The day that the legendary character Faust, from hit game series Guilty Gear, is globally recognised, celebrated and worshipped.

It is celebrated on the 19th of February - the first celebration will commence in the year 2025. This year will be known as 0 FY (Faust Year - like years being BC/AD because of Jesus).

It is required to listen to Alone Infection at least once during this day, if you wish you to celebrate (you don't have a choice (Mini Faust will hunt you down))
"what day is it?"

"I got meteors fuck you die, also it's Faust day."
by ScrallySam December 29, 2024
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2nd to Faust

A title that the King of My Little Pony Liam Keel has called himself thus referring that he is the 2nd most creative person in the My Little Pony world other than Lauren Faust the creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Dude, that one Liam creator's stories are so good and entertaining it's like he's 2nd to Faust!
by King Of My Little Pony January 31, 2025
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Faust moment

When a male person or a character looked female enough, making you feel 'things' inside your body. It could lead you to do... 'something'.
Syafiq : I just had a Faust moment bruh
Arashi : What is a Faust moment
Faust : -define Faust moment
by FaustVolke June 27, 2023
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