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by dave August 15, 2003
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No, I am your father

The correct famous phrase in The Empire Strikes back when Luke confronts Vader...
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Kratos3 June 15, 2009
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Father McFondles

Generic name for a priest who molests children.
No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!
by Procket Man April 5, 2015
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Fatget

A fatget is, in essence, an overweight individual who partakes in behaviors that would often be termed as being a "faggot."

Does not necessarily mean being homosexual, just tendencies that would warrant being called a "fag" in a MW2 lobby.

Often they complain about not having food to shove in their face, and will often try to brag about skills on games such as Call of Duty : Black Ops 4, even though they most likely have none. The type of person to quickscope +15 times, hit the person, then record the clip as if it was good. Have atleast broken 6 controllers and 3 headsets in their life.

In appearance they are morbidly obese, and can be found with traces of Cheeto dust on their chest.
Who in the fuck invited this cuck ass fatget to the party? Kick him.
by Actually John Wick March 14, 2019
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Father Jon McGruder

Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.
Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"

Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"

Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."
by thatoneguyfromdowntheway July 25, 2011
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Father of lies

Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to f*ck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A f*ckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Tzar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice
"Father of lies-"

"NO, DON'T YOU DARE SING THAT SHIT AGAIN"
by userhandlegoeshere October 11, 2021
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deadbeat father

An unemployed, piece of shit father who calls there family names like, skank, whore, slut, cunt and many other things. Usually smokes and gets shit handed to them for free. Lives on the couch playing xbox all day and drinks away someones hard earned money.
Floyd Tongate is a deadbeat father.
by Turnwar January 17, 2016
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