wow doing me a fascinate

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.

Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"

by foilhats May 30, 2018

morbid fascination

something what you know you don't like and is disgusting/scary but you can't help but watch.

Morbid Fascination:
Giovanna plowman tampon video is gross, and may make you feel sick, but you can't help but watch.

by PC Plod September 21, 2013

fasciboring

A trivial fact that is mildly interesting and yet entirely inconsequential. Something fasciboring is often preceded by "Did you know...?".

Adam: Did you know that the names of all the continents end with the letter they start with?

Phil: Fasciboring.

by fattyheineken March 24, 2009

fascinoma

Medical slang (faux-Latin) for an unusual or interesting case or diagnosis.

A fascinoma evokes considerable interest from doctors who are intrigued by the bizarre or obscure nature of the condition. Human concern for the patient who is afflicted tends to be an afterthought.

The tv doctor Gregory House often treats patients who are fascinomas.

by baobab December 4, 2009

fascia lata

The act of demanding by waving your pointer finger around in the air in a circular motion; to gather around or order a round.

Jake walked up to his group of friends, put his finger in the air, and yelled "fascia lata" to gather his friends for a drink.

by jammin jmun December 22, 2010

FASCA

verb - Stands for "Fap At Super Cute Asians". Used in regard to masturbation towards extremely cute Asian boys or girls. Sometimes people decide to do it by themselves, but to FASCA can be a group activity.

If truly devoted, a cute Asian may FASCA in regards to himself/herself.

"Hey, did you see Ling's new profile picture? She looked really cute."

"Oh yeah, I always FASCA!"

by brarc August 31, 2013

FascesBook

a derogatory term for FaceBook stresses its fascist administrative functioning

FascesBook said my post on ancient Hebrew poetry violated their Community Standards.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019