fartshark

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.

"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"

by JasonDM April 16, 2008

fartshit

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

by joonerino August 21, 2008

Fartist

A fartist is a farting artist

Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!

by leolion87 November 30, 2011

Fartichoke

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.

I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.

by QBeezley July 16, 2008

Fatishly

Fat people who sit and gain weight while laughing at other people's jokes. Pretty much no use to society.

"Fat Ashley sat at the exciting people's lunch table and watched them fatishly."

by Ashleyissosexy! August 18, 2009

fartistry

1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities

'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.

by DuncansDad October 18, 2011

Fart-ish

1. adj. An atmosphere that smells and feels like someone farted, but nobody actually has.

2. adj. The warm, swirly feeling in your lower abdomen that indicates flatulence is imminent.

3. adj. The state of feeling prematurely old.

1. Upon entering the kitchen, I was struck by the fart-ish stench of steamed broccoli.

2. This chili is delicious, but I'm already getting fart-ish.

3. Sorry, I can't do drinks after work, I'm headed home to watch my shows and be fart-ish.

by C. B. LEE June 27, 2014