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tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resort to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?
by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010
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Fartesticles

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.
Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...
by ColonPounder December 28, 2009
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Fartenberry

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes
He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.
by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018
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Fartnesia

1. The act of everyone in the vicinity of an odour of anal origin (OOAO) denying culpability.

2. Smelling a fart in a room/area where one is alone; yet not remembering the sensation of passing any gas.
'Everyone denied that the smell originated with them. Someone must be suffering from Fartnesia!'

'I was in my room when a foul odour of ass gas came across me but I dont remember farting- is there a plate of cheese under my bed or do I have Fartnesia?'
by obiwanshinobistrikesback January 14, 2010
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Fortenskying

Who is fortenskying in here? Did you Fortensky?
by Shmueli April 30, 2011
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fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.
by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008
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farvens

A strong young guy who likes to make fun of people's mom very attractive but not the guy u really want to date
by Savage_kay March 25, 2017
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