fartabolism

the process by which that what you consume is converted into flatulence

Pete: “I haven’t farted once since dinner and you have been unloading!”

Alex: “I have a very fast fartabolism.”

by Veuxdeux April 2, 2022

doo doo fartation

A word used to describe my friends in a group chat. It basically means you are talking bullshit or are so annoying like poop and if I call you a doo doo fartation I probabaly don't like you (with some exceptions). Can also be used to describe a really disgusting smell.

"YOU DOO DOO FARTATION!"
"Bruh"

by StinkpeeMcGeeandRobloxGroup? October 27, 2021

Fartstomper

Stomping on a persons ass after they have farted.

She didn't know that I was a fartstomper.

by Miniseries August 9, 2003

Fartalogia

Fartalogia is a pathological liar when it comes to farts; blame it on the dog, screeching chair, stepped on a frog, barking spider.

Hey, it stinks in here, that wasn't a screeching chair, you suffer from fartalogia!

by SakeenahQ8 February 25, 2009

Fagtato

1. Not just a fag, but one that is associated with potatoes.
2. A simile to Douchebag only it's much more fun to say.
3. People who think they are cool because they follow a trend literally everyone else is part of.

1. That Harley rider likes to eat potatoes. What a fagtato!
2. "You used to be a douchebag, but now you've become a fagtato, Fagtato."
3. James bragged all day about his new iPhone 4S and called me poor because I still have a 3G, what a fucking fagtato!"

by Anagna November 12, 2011

Fartanoia

The anxious state of not knowing whether passing gas will result in something more unpleasant.

"I had a moment of fartanoia and decided it was better to excuse myself to the restroom just in case."

by FatBallz6969 March 30, 2023

Fartatious

Used to describe a person, usually one who is smelly. Can also be used to describe someone who has just blown off.

I do like our new colleague, however I think she's quite fartatious.

by JustZed June 26, 2023