farkle

The process of playing "Rock, Scissors, Paper" in a best-of-three series. The term originated from the animated series "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

"Let's farkle for first dibs on the pizza"

by David Mulder February 16, 2005

Farkle

Otherwise known as, a fart and a chuckle. It can happen to the best of people. When a joke get's a little funny, a farkle slips out.

An awkward silence almost always occurs soon after. It is best if you act as though nothing happend, or act disgusted and blame it on the person nearest to yourself.

Person 1 then finishes saying a hilarious joke regarding cat ladies and sweater vests.

person 2: Heheh (then lets out a loud farkle)

Person 1: I think you.. just had a farkle..

Person 2: This is awkward. But actually It wasn't me. It was you.

person 2: O_o

by J.K Idding March 21, 2010

Farkle

When one fills their anus with glitter before farting explosively.

"Oh my Gaaahd. We had SO much fun. Brian even farkled in my face!"

by Sjw214 May 26, 2017

Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!

by sindazed March 20, 2005

Farly

A really small gay person

Zack:did u know that farly the small gay person is dead. Nathan:oh yeh it was funny

by Cheaptoast May 17, 2018

Farkle

The unique crevice located serenely between the scrotum and shaft of the penis.

Hey Timmy, your farkle smells like the fish market down the road. Mix a shower.

by Gray the gobbler July 28, 2014

Farkle

A fart with a bit of doo-doo sparkle.

I just farkled in my underpants.

by kelsiecole July 6, 2011