fakasian

aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.

A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.

"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"

"oh my fave fakazn! i love ur abercrombieeee!"

by yourbestfriend2009 August 21, 2009

fartass

Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.

"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."

by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003

fartastic

fart worthy; a situation so fantastic, it deserves a fart.

son: i won first place in hurdles!!
father: gee son, thats fartastic

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

Farkadarky

a person of any sex, but usually white, who has an insatiable desire to have sexual intercourse with a black person.

Dave: I want to have sex with LaShronda like you would not believe! You know what they say, "Once black never back"?

Jerome: You're such a farkadarky!

by CaveDave February 22, 2007

Farasi

1. Fa-RAH-See A beautiful Black Great Dane, spoiled beyond imagination. Farasi is a retired AKC champion. He is currently in the running to be featured on the extra large Milkbone box with his owner, Amanda. (2006)
2. Swahili for "horse"

Farasi is a spoiled mama's boy.

by Aquasodio November 5, 2006

fartass

Putting your butt-hole on a dolphins blow-hole

Did you just fartass that dolphin?

by awesome darkness March 23, 2009

fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008