fartstain

visible markings left typically in the undergarments of a personage having passed a flatus can be a spry alluding to a person as useful as the preceding definition

As Johnny disrobed his boxers sported a mustard brown fartstain.

by schultheis, sj July 4, 2006

Fapistani

A Pakistani adolescent man that faps more than once a day, everyday.

Jafri: dude im watching some MILF pr0n
McPendo: I bet you wil fap before going to bed, you fapistani.

by Sheeda Pistol October 12, 2010

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Q: Did you get the Fartstagram I sent you?

A: Yeah Dude, sounded like you needed to wipe after that one!

Smellfie

by Redbarn Guy October 21, 2015

Farifta

Lit ass person mostly a girl. Its a Persian name. She is sweet, adorably annoying and can slit your throat in half if you do any bullshit.

oh shit that girl was taking shit bout me.... I needa farifta

by notadamnhoe March 20, 2017

FartStain

Name for someone who has skidded in their pants,
this can be adapted to many names, including the words, stain, skid, mark, fart, brown.

"Hey did you know that Ben skidded in his pants?"
"Hahaha GO ON FartStain"

by Dan.Smith December 21, 2007

Fatista

A beautiful fat woman who isn't afraid to throw her weight around and views her fat as attractive, flattering and fabulous. She refuses to accept society's prescribed formula for beauty and rocks her fat pride with spirit.

Them: "You've put on weight."
A Fatista: "I know, isn't it fabulous!"

Them: "Are you really going to eat all that?"
A Fatista: "Yes, and anyone who tries to stop me."

by Fat!So? July 19, 2010