surprise farty

When several people wait for someone to come into a room and then all fart at the same time.

We'd all eaten some kickass chili. We had a big surprise farty for Dave when he walked into the room. It really stank up the joint.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

farty butt

A butt that is flatulent and does not cease for any rightful reason.

My mother has a farty butt and I cant stand it!!

by Thon November 25, 2007

Farmyard Tennis

Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."

by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022

Farty Marty

Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.

Farty Marty had a party, Tutti Fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.

by Mick Russom August 7, 2009

poopy farty

the feeling of farting with a bowel movement following or during the gas release.

I just went poopy farty in my pants.

by E Style December 7, 2006

farby

Used among Civil War reenactors to indicate clothing, equipment, etc. that is inauthentic, because it didn't exist in the 1860's

He's so proud of those farby suspenders -- he has no clue they weren't manufactured before 1883.

Can you believe that idiot forgot to take off his digital watch before the battle? That is beyond farby.

by Roodle March 31, 2008

farfanoogin

A person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubble

Pedro is a shit eating farfanoogin.

by Tom Thumb May 30, 2006